The on-line rumor-mill is working overtime on Tiger Woods.  His car crash on the weekend has brought speculation that an affair with a 34-year-old nightclub promoter Rachel Uchitel may have some merit.  It has also sparked a flood of double-entendre jokes:

Tiger Woods is so rich that he owns lots of expensive cars. Now he has a hole in one.

What’s the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.

Tiger Woods wasn’t seriously injured in the crash, but he’s still below par.

What were Tiger Woods and his wife doing out at 2.30 in the morning? They went clubbing

Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn’t decide between a wood and an iron.

As for Rachel Uchitel, she first hit the headlines during the 9/11 attacks.  She was photographed in a distraught state searching for her fiancé, who had been working in the south tower of the World Trade Centre when it was hit by a plane.

She has been linked to many married celebrities, but says she will never kiss-and-tell.  Step-aside John and Kate …

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